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    • Mom: "Ganda ng Friends With Benefits."
    • Me: "Yung na download ko na movie?"
    • Mom: "Ang laki."
    • Me: "Huh?!?"
    • Mom: "Porno yung na download mo."
    • -- In my defense I thought it was the latest Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis movie. I wasn't able to check the video before giving it to them.